Thankfully, Toyota now builds the hot hatch that Subaru refuses to. Read more

Maybe someone who really doesn’t want to take their phone out of their pocket or handbag just to listen to music? Read more

Except it’s math that people are bad at understanding, and we could present the same information in a much more helpful way. Survey a bunch of regular people, and most would answer the quiz at the top incorrectly, which we know because the study has already been done, and most got it wrong.  Read more

Verbatim? You do understand how press releases work, right? Read more

Can I make the announcement next time? We might have to deal with some traumatized kids and a few anxious adult flyers, but I guarantee everyone will wear their seatbelts the whole whole flight by the time I’m done. Read more

NOT THE BEES Read more

Nope. Not buying it. The confederate flag is a symbol of hate, and making it fun and appealing to kids as part of a TV show is disgusting. Especially when the Daughters of the Confederacy worked so hard to sell an alternate version of history where southerners were also anti-authoritarian, and their treason was just… Read more

Belive it or not, you can appreciate cars while also disliking the fact that a car show laundered Lost Cause propaganda. Read more

While taxiing, its winglet contacted a parked and unoccupied corporate jet. Read more

Either I got Kinja’d, or I just forgot to include the incredibly important, “in Memphis” part of that sentence. It’s been fixed. Read more

Getting Kinja’d is just a rite of passage Read more

Discounts can be a pretty powerful motivator. Read more

Also just now realizing I should have gone with “relied on the pullout method,” so please imagine I said that when you read the post.  Read more

It takes a man to be a man, your dad is not responsive Read more

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Just the one. Read more

Unfortunately, Frederique Constant is one of those brands I’m not very familiar with. They’re owned by Citizen, so they’re probably not going anywhere. If you like it, I say go for it.  Read more

For $100? Maybe. At Moonswatch prices? Hell no. $1500? Oh hell the fuck no. Read more

The fact that it’s currently the most popular post on the site would beg to differ. Read more

And yet, it’s currently the most popular story on our site. Sorry for writing something that a lot of our readers are interested in? Read more