Study Finds Suicide Rate Higher Among Noose OwnersBETHESDA, MD—Shedding new light on the dangers of rope tied into a hangman’s knot, a study from the National Institutes of Health released Thursday found that the suicide rate was higher among noose owners. “Some people may think they need a noose…
LocalEveryone At Café Disgusted To See Parent Spanking Crying Busboy Like ThatMINNEAPOLIS—Condemning the father for resorting to such a harsh and outdated treatment for an innocent front-of-house worker, patrons at the Culpepper Café told reporters Friday they were disgusted to see a parent spanking his crying busboy like…
Breaking NewsNation Shrugs After Hearing Trump Guilty Verdict, Unpauses ‘MILF Manor’NEW YORK—In the wake of the landmark trial that made him the first person to both serve as president of the United States and be convicted of a felony, the entire nation reportedly shrugged Thursday after hearing about the 34 guilty charges for…
Breaking NewsSamuel Alito: ‘I Tried To Take The Flag Down, But My Wife Hit Me. She Hits Me Every Night’
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